The Mathematical Reasons Why All Hipsters Look The Same

by Andrew Sweeney

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The Mathematical Reasons Why All Hipsters Look The Same

Once they were a counter-culture
They broke the norm of societial structure
Now this new generation
Is a parody in it's emulation
They look like Victorian preachers
Mixed with some sawmill creatures
Commercialised lack of difference
Betrays their pretentious ignorance

All hipsters look the same
And convention's their game
A bushy beard and chinos
Lumbersexual pathos

Their fixed-gear bikes are handy
For getting 'round like hobo dandies
Wear your coat like a cape
No button footprint waste
His man-bag contains a book
On Mongolian food to cook
He won't know we've reached peak beard
And that cartoons like him are weird

All hipsters look the same
And convention's their game
A bushy beard and chinos
Lumbersexual pathos

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released December 16, 2016
Composed, performed, produced and mixed by Andrew Sweeney. Mastered by Leon Zervos at Studio 301 Sydney.

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Andrew Sweeney Hobart, Australia

Perhaps best remembered as the sole survivor of the ill-fated suicide cult "People From Space", Andrew Sweeney has returned to his first love, music. His remarkable journey from a childhood spent in the otter enclosure at London Zoo to his ground-breaking work as guitarist with Scotland's best known Inuit throat-singing ensemble "World Of Blubber" is the stuff of legend. ... more

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